The Bridge Over the River A.
You approach a bridge with a sign that says that this is the River A.
“Whose bridge is this?” You wonder out loud.
“It’s my bridge, of course!” snarls a vicious Troll. “It’s the Pons Asinorum,
named for me Asinorum Troll.”
The Troll demands that you pay a fee to cross his bridge.
What can you do with this terrible TROLL?
– From Mark Roop-Kharasch